Happy Wednesday everyone and welcome to a warming trend here in Pittsburgh. Yes look forward to 48 degrees on Sunday. How cool is that. Our daily spring mantra:
Spring in 16 days oh the wonder of it all-
the temperatures are rising old man winter starting to fall.
The excitement of warmer rising temps so glad to see.
Soon a planting we all shall be.
With this being the first Wednesday in March lets spring into a little warm weather wit.
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.
'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy.
The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.'
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
The weatherman. (how true is that one)
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This is a link I hope you enjoy, not a joke just some spring fever to enjoy.
Click on the link and then click on the black area with your mouse pointer.
Enjoy then come back for some more jokes.
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Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
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What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
String beans.
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Two friars are having trouble paying off the belfry, so they open a florist shop.
Everyone wants to buy flowers from the men of God so business is quickly booming.
The florist across town sees a huge drop in sales and asks the two friars to close their shop,
but they refuse.
A month later the florist begs the friars to close because he’s having trouble feeding his family.
Again, they refuse, so the florist hires Hugh McTaggert.
Hugh is the roughest, toughest thug in town and is hired to “persuade” the friars to close.
Hugh asks the friars to close their florist shop.
When they refuse, he threatens to beat the crap out of them and wreck their shop every day they remain open, so they close.
This proves once again that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo!
Thanks it....enjoy your day. A day filled with smiles that stretch out for miles. A day with laughter filled inside your heart. A day filled with joy coming out of your pores. A nice would those hours of today be. It can be, just believe and let the joy enter your heart.
Till next time..... Smile and enjoy the laughter.
www make me smile online dot com
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