Some Wednesday Wit ~ October 21, 2009

Good morning and Happy Wednesday to all of you! Some of you read in the afternoon so for those of you hope your day has been great so far. Today is Wednesday and I wanted to thank those who share comments and a joke in last weeks version.

So with my morning coffee on my right and Sushi on the left, yes I love sushi in the morning for breakfast.

It is easy to eat, somewhat filling and easy clean up.

So lets start with the Wit with out any delay. Hope you enjoy!

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Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

A: It's called, Sosumi.

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Q:What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !

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Children's Comments on Love

(a laugh maybe and it will make you think and smile)

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. Billy age 4

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. Karl age 5

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissie age 6

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. Terri age 4

Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny age 7

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. Bobby age 7

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. Nikka age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day. Noelle age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. Tommy age 6

Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. Elaine age 5

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. Mary Ann age 4

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. Lauren age 4

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Q. Why is blue bird sad?

A. Cause its a Blue Bird!

~ shared by my daughter Tori

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A woman and a manget into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the womansays, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The womanpoints to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The womantakes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The womanreplies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

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With winter coming here is some things you can learn from your snowman

Wearing white is always in style - even after Labor Day.

Getting outside in the winter is good for your health.

It's fun just to hang out in your front yard.

We're all made up of mostly water.

Accessories don't have to be expensive.

Don't get too much sun!

If you're a little bottom heavy - hey, that's okay!

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

If you look down and can't see your feet - you're probably not very active.

Sometimes sweating too much can have disasterous results.

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That is it! Hope you enjoyed and hope you have some to share just add them in the comments.

Till next time....share a smile with someone today!

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