Happy Wednesday and I hope your week has been going smooth.
I hope your week has been full of smiles and love. Thanks again for all your kind words, prayers and I just wanted to say thanks to God that Missy pulled through and is home with us again.
Bella and Bear our two dogs are also extremely happy about the homecoming as she tends to spoil them a little bit more than me and Tori. So the have some smiles on as well!
So as promised some Wednesday Wit on the first Wednesday of the month. With out further delay on with the laughs.
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology.
A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.
"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine...."
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An obstetrician sometimes saw rather unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is an unusual looking whale," he commented.
With a sad smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."
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How long have you been married?
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.
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A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I’ll take the soup."
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Words that a parent knows the true meanings of:
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you’re mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than you.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman PJ's.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
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A thought and a quote about February
"The flowers of late winter and early spring occupy places in our hearts well out of proportion to their size."
- Gertrude S. Wister
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How true .....
Till next time......Smile and know this a smile may make all the difference to someone today!
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