Good Morning everyone and welcome to Wednesday. Its been a couple weeks since we had a little Wednesday Wit so I hope you enjoy todays selection. I have some humorous quotes, a joke or two and a video so enjoy.......
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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There was a grandmother and her grandson in the car cruising around.
The grandma stopped at a bookstore and found a bumper sticker that said Honk if You Love Jesus. So, she bought it n put it in the back of her car.
She got in the car, pulled out and then stopped at the red light.
Suddenly, people started honking and she says, "Gosh... lots of people must love Jesus. Here grandson was thinking to himself, "I think they are mad because the light is green, but I don't want to make grandmas feel bad."
Suddenly a guy swerved around her car and buzzed by holding up his middle finger.
She asked her grandson what that meant and he said it must be a Hawaiian peace sign (although he knew what it actually meant).
Then she noticed the light was green and she drove off waving the Hawaiian peace sign to everyone!
The grandma stopped at a bookstore and found a bumper sticker that said Honk if You Love Jesus. So, she bought it n put it in the back of her car.
She got in the car, pulled out and then stopped at the red light.
Suddenly, people started honking and she says, "Gosh... lots of people must love Jesus. Here grandson was thinking to himself, "I think they are mad because the light is green, but I don't want to make grandmas feel bad."
Suddenly a guy swerved around her car and buzzed by holding up his middle finger.
She asked her grandson what that meant and he said it must be a Hawaiian peace sign (although he knew what it actually meant).
Then she noticed the light was green and she drove off waving the Hawaiian peace sign to everyone!
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Things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~Author Unknown
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
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"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
- Clint Eastwood
- Clint Eastwood
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Hope you enjoyed it all... Have a great day....
Till Next time..... Smile and laugh a little along the way!!
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