Happy Wednesday everyone! I hope you have a great day! A day filled with smiles and promise.
Promise that more smiles are on the way! No matter how difficult your times are at this moment. We all need to take the time to laugh. I spoke briefly yesterday about being grateful for the ability to laugh even when things are not going your way. It is not a gift, it is not a talent it is just a state of being a choice.
Choose to look at your moment with a smile!
Choose to make a plan for your moments. Choose to take action on your plan. Choose to look at your results and make changes as needed.
Failure is just another step towards success!
Now for some Wednesday Wit..... I hope you enjoy these. Thanks to those who shared these with me! Smiles sent your way! : )
The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields
on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of
the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the
air- craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't
break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird
during flight.
The British had recently built a new locomotive that could
pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure
that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the
testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the
maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken,
and fired. The bird went through the windshield, broke the
engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of
the engine cab.
They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked
the FAA to check the test to see if everything was done
correctly. The FAA checked everything and suggested that
they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.
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A little girl asked her mother if she could take her dog Sugar for a walk. Her mom says no because Sugar is in heat. What's that mean the little girl asked. Her mom said go out to the garage and ask your dad. The little girl goes to the garage and finds her dad and said "I want to take Sugar for a walk but Mommie said I can't because she is in heat." Her dad said "Bring Sugar here". He soaked a rag in gasoline and wiped it across the dog's backside. He said, "Okay you can take her for a walk now but make sure you only go around the block once." So the little girl happily takes Sugar for a walk. She returns a few minutes later with a leash but no dog. "Where's Sugar", her dad asks. The little girl replied, "She ran out of gas half way around the block so another dog is pushing her home."
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Old Is When:
Your friend compliments you on your
new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.
Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,'
and your answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'
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Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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That's it! Hope you enjoyed! If you have any you want to share please do in the comments section. But please be nice, be clean and be happy to all!
Words to live by at all times, don't you think?
Till next time...... Smile and laugh a little
with each other!
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