Some Wednesday Wit

Good morning everybody! The last day of the month and time for a little laughter hopefully.

A little laughter can set the tone for the day. I also have a funny video with a message at the end of staying positive and making the most out of your moments.

If you have a joke to share please do, last week Ruth shared one and I hope if you have a good joke or one liner you will too.

Some Wednesday Wit starts here.

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Julie, a teenager, had been talking on the phone for almost ½ an hour and then she hung up.

'Wow!' responded her father, 'That was short, you usually talk for 2 hours or more. What happened?'

'Oh,' smiled Julie, 'It was a wrong number.'

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A couple of Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

and

"The Law of Self Sacrifice"
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

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The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported.

"See what I mean?" the coach said, scratching his head. "He could have phoned!"

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Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers

1. He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
2. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
4. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
5. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
6. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
7. He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
8. It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
9. The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
10. He can’t stick his head out of Windows.

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Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?

A: Someone laughing their head off!

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Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
A: Heat; you can catch a cold!

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tank !
Tank who ?
Your welcome !

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Here is the video.....

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