Some Wednesday Wit ~ November 4, 2009

Happy Wednesday everyone! I hope your day is a great one and I hope you find a few laughs here. As always if you want to share a joke just place it in the comments section here or email me at vyakin@makemesmileonline.com.

I hope everyone voted yesterday. It feels good voting, you feel like you make a difference or at the very least putting your two cents in. Almost as good as sharing a smile, but no I think the smile has a little more gratitude to it.

So here are a few jokes about well anything and everything.

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"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

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The very high health care costs Health care costs are rising uncontrollably across the world. In America, taxes have been on the rise just to pay for them.

In England, they have begun rationing health care services and in some cases they have waiting lists for services just to reduce costs even more. In fact, they now have a nine month waiting list for abortions.

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from a newspaper article source unknown....

Happy Marriage R.Hynes of Mornington

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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"

Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?"

A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.

"Johnny?" The teacher said.

"I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.

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A cop pulls over a guy and says, "Sir, I need you to breathe into this Breathalyzer for me."

Guy says, "I can't do that. I'm asthmatic and if I do that I'll have a really big asthma attack."

"Okay, then I'll need you to come down to the station with me and I'll have to do some blood work, just to make sure." "Sir, I can't do that either. I'm a hemophiliac and if I do that I'll bleed to death."

"Okay, fine. Then I need a urine sample from you." "I can't do that either, sir. I'm sorry, but I'm a diabetic and if I do that my sugar will get really, really low."

"Okay, then why don't you step out of the car and walk this white line for me," the officer says. "I can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."

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That's it..... I hope you enjoyed them!

Till next time... Smile and share one along the way!

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